Whilst we were quietly sitting in the quiet waiting room at the Eye Clinic today, Little’un spotted a man with a beard and an eye patch…
Little’un (at top volume): OOOOooooohhhhh, Mummy, look, there’s a PIRATE over there!!!
Cue muffled giggles from me and hearty laughter from the Nice Ladies sitting opposite us.
The pirate man in question didn’t flinch. He was either deaf as a post or didn’t want the world to realise that Little’un had seen through his attempts to look like a normal member of society by opening his mouth and saying “AAArrrrrrrr Jim Lad”.